look no pants
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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