I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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