I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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