there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I know her cup size but not her name....
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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