yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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