did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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