ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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