i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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