8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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