I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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