I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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