Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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