4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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