summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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