He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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