I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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