it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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