Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
