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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.

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(732): I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final. http://tfl.nu/j44u

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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.

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(407): it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone. http://tfl.nu/u2hu

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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.

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(973): I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation. http://tfl.nu/5xqx

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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.

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(320): I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on. http://tfl.nu/x1xg

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(281): View more from Texas

We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.

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(281): We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex. http://tfl.nu/sntw

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(850): View more from Florida

I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.

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(850): I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes. http://tfl.nu/54pv

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(702): View more from Nevada

Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?

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(702): Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre? http://tfl.nu/1jmm

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light

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(203): Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light http://tfl.nu/z2qb

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(408): View more from California

sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.

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(408): sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here. http://tfl.nu/d4g6

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(512): View more from Texas

Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.

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Wont she be proud, Hailey.

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(512): Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting. (512): Wont she be proud, Hailey. http://tfl.nu/kwv4

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs

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(507): Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs http://tfl.nu/tz12

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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance

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(831): Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance http://tfl.nu/d5xa

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before

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(615): I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before http://tfl.nu/iyr5

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(440): View more from Ohio

she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday

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(440): she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday http://tfl.nu/5s11

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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.

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(724): Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though. http://tfl.nu/whvr

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