Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.