i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.