So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I am available for nakedness
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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