I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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