Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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