Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Dignity is for republicans.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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