is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
there is glitter all over my balls
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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