You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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