I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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