in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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