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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god

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• (718): View more from New York

  all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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• (559): View more from California

  I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.

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• (310): View more from California

  I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong

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• (281): View more from Texas

  So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club

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