Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?