too bad you live with your parents still
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Is Oprah even human
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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