there was a trapeze. enough said
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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