I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.