I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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