no, he came in my armpit
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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