Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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