And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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