I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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