That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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