Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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