paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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