Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
