these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
