please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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