Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he shaved USA in his pubs
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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