...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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