Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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