I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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