i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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