the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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