You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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