dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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