I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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