I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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