Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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