We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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