drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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