Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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